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I am Kaitlin. (I can't use chopsticks, whistle, or wink. I still write letters. I once knew pi to 37 significant figures. Yes, I am a nerd/geek/dork. I dislike wearing shoes. It takes me longer than it should to read analogue clocks. I complain about the fact that I complain too much. I prefer Coke to Pepsi, books to magazines, night to day, chocolate to vanilla, cats to dogs, and jeans to shorts. I am narcissistic. I think you should learn Esperanto. I wish life were a musical.)

See also: F Yeah! Flute! and F Yeah! Interrobangs‽.

"You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it’s between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know."

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Chuck Klosterman

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First, TUMBLR WHY DO YOU NOT LET ME WRITE TEXT ON QUOTE POSTS, HMMM?

Second, I don’t see that these two things are mutually exclusive. It’s entirely possible, you know, that the guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a tophat is BOTH mentally disabled AND the coolest fucking guy you will ever know, is it not?

Thirdly, help! I’m turning into Satah. Although, on second thoughts…don’t help. Turning into Satah can only possibly be a good thing, anyway, right?

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)

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